1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,440 - You are one sexy head teacher. 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:05,280 - You didn't really hit it off, did you? 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,720 - He's...trendy, Christine. 4 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,400 - What's happened? Why are you here? 5 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:11,520 - I'll be gone soon, but they are staying here with you. - What? 6 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,160 - Mum! 7 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,400 Mum! 8 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,040 Mum! 9 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,720 - Sit over there. 10 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:20,160 - Do I have to? - Yeah, does he have to? 11 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,400 - We could use Waterloo Road, the people, 12 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:25,320 and the building as a local facility. A community cafe! 13 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:28,000 - It's finished. - What are you talking about, finished? 14 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,640 - I'm not just talking about the cash... I'm talking about us. 15 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:34,160 - Get lost. - Ow! 16 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,920 - I'll go. 17 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:11,280 - KNOCK ON DOOR 18 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:14,000 - Justin? 19 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,840 Justin, are you coming with us? 20 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,720 - Why would I want to do that? 21 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,840 - Well, it's getting late for walking in. 22 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,400 - I told you... 23 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:28,360 I don't want anything to do with you and I meant it, 24 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,240 so stay away from me and stay away from my room. 25 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:35,120 - This is a small house. 26 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:37,640 You're going to find it difficult to avoid me. 27 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:41,160 If you're feeling embarrassed about what happened then don't. 28 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,720 It was the heat of the moment, I understand. 29 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,560 - What are you talking about? 30 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,800 - You know very well what I'm talking about. This. 31 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,800 - Are you a madwoman or what? 32 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,840 - If you think you're going to drive a wedge between me 33 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,720 and Vaughan, you're the one that's deluded, mate. 34 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,800 Come on, then. 35 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,800 The walk will do him good. 36 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,240 - I'm dreading this. 37 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,760 Thanks for coming. 38 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,280 And...thanks for being there last night as well. 39 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:41,680 - I know it's been tough for you, but I'm so glad you're living here now. 40 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,640 I hope it's always like this. 41 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,080 - Why wouldn't it be? 42 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,000 - Good morning. - Hello. - Good morning. 43 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,240 CHATTER 44 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,920 Morning, guys! Come check out our new community cafe. 45 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:21,360 There's free tea and biscuits, so I hope you all become regulars. 46 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,360 - Ooh! 47 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:28,200 Oh! He is seriously fit. 48 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,000 - Who, Justin? - Yeah. 49 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,480 What's he like? - I'm starting to think he's an absolute idiot. 50 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,320 Free tea and biscuits, guys! 51 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,760 - All set for the great social experiment? 52 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:44,280 - I see you ignored my memo asking for extra hands this morning? 53 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,680 Thank you so much. - Yes. 54 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:50,480 I prefer to leave evangelising to the more compliant members of staff. 55 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,920 - Well, if this initiative doesn't interest you, 56 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,880 I do have some news that will. - Really? 57 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,560 - Havelock High is looking for a new deputy head. 58 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,760 I've been asked to put forward names of potential candidates. 59 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,440 I thought of you. - Gosh. 60 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:06,120 I wonder what I have done to merit recommendation 61 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,600 from the visionary that is Vaughan Fitzgerald? 62 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:12,000 - Havelock has a less imaginative approach to teaching. 63 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,040 I thought that would suit you. - Thank you for your concern, 64 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:18,880 but I think I'm perfectly capable of deciding for myself what suits me. 65 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:23,520 - There's no pressure to apply, but I would encourage you to apply. 66 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:08,720 CHATTER 67 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:10,560 - This way, yeah? 68 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,480 Excuse me, ladies. Watch yourself, Audrey. 69 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,120 Don't want you getting caught. 70 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,560 Just over here, yeah? 71 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:24,040 - Listen, I'm having a little leaving do for our Dynasty tonight. 72 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,400 I can't afford a restaurant, 73 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,480 but Mr Fitzgerald said I could have it here. 74 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:30,960 You wouldn't be a sweetheart and give me a hand? - Yeah, course. 75 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:39,200 Is everything all right between you and Mr Windsor? 76 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,560 - I suppose I should've seen it coming really. 77 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:45,000 - Yeah. Well, you was a bit of an odd couple, weren't you? 78 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,720 - Well, thanks very much(!) 79 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,560 George, I thought we were going to be civil to one and other? 80 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,560 - That was before I found out it was you that turned me 81 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,280 into a total laughing stock. - I'm sorry. 82 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:01,440 I shouldn't of posted those pictures, it was out of order. 83 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,880 I was upset. I wasn't thinking straight. 84 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,200 - Too little too late. What's done is done. 85 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,320 - Have you...heard anything from the insurance company yet? 86 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,680 - No. Diddily squat...sadly. 87 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,720 So... 88 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,000 The big "I Am" has just suggested that 89 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:23,360 I apply for the post of deputy head of Havlock High, 90 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:27,040 effectively handing me my p45. 91 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:30,160 I'm not sure I really appreciate him... 92 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:34,040 shoving me out of the way in order to make room for his enormous ego. 93 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:37,120 - Vaughan doesn't strike me as unreasonable. 94 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:39,640 Maybe you could smooth it over with an apology. 95 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,000 - Maybe hell will freeze over. 96 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,720 - George, why don't you just fall into line? 97 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,560 At least until you've got other options. 98 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:48,920 - Good advice. 99 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,160 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT 100 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,880 Good morning, everyone! 101 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,120 Welcome to Waterloo Road. 102 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,240 Erm... 103 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:02,880 We've created this community hub because we need Waterloo Road 104 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:06,440 to forge stronger links with the community. 105 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:10,080 It's a need that's brought home to us by recent tragic events. 106 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,560 We want to take this opportunity to make a difference 107 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:19,600 and we want you to treat Waterloo Road as your second home. 108 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:24,120 Drop by for a chat or a cup of tea, have a go at learning something new, 109 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:27,040 or phone our helpline if you need a helping hand. 110 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:27,040 PHONE RINGS 111 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:30,040 Excuse me. 112 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,640 Actually, no, come. 113 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,840 - Come on, everyone, let's go! 114 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,440 Come on, girls! 115 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,800 - Good morning. 116 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,920 Waterloo Road, Helping Hands Hotline. 117 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,240 Headmaster speaking. How can I help you? 118 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:50,200 No, not really! 119 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:53,160 LAUGHTER 120 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,440 Thank you, Sonya. 121 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:58,000 Our pupils are here to help you, after school, 122 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,160 during their lunch breaks. 123 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:03,760 Our aim is to get them involved, to learn how to be good citizens. 124 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:07,560 We want them to understand that helping others brings its own 125 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,920 rewards, that it's a buzz, a real pleasure. 126 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:13,360 - Unless it's helping your own kids. - What? - This is just a start. 127 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:16,840 We hope to roll out more classes and services in the near future, 128 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:20,280 but for now would you raise your teacups 129 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:23,360 to Waterloo Road's Community Hub? 130 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:26,000 To the Community Hub! ALL: - To the Community Hub! 131 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,880 - APPLAUSE 132 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,640 - Here, I know him. 133 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,720 He lives down the road from the schoolhouse. 134 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:49,720 Massive place. I reckon he's loaded. 135 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:55,560 I've...seen you around, you live on my road. 136 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,560 That's a lovely house you've got. 137 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:59,920 - Oh... Thank you. 138 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:01,520 I'm Mr Carmichael. 139 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,160 - Why don't you sit down, let us get you a cup of tea? 140 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,640 - Ooh, that'd be nice. 141 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:14,360 - So, Mr Carmichael, is there anything we can do to help? 142 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:17,840 Or maybe we could come round and do a bit of cleaning? 143 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,440 - I couldn't ask you to do that. 144 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:22,600 - That's what the initiative's all about, helping the community. 145 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:24,160 Anything you want. 146 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:29,080 - Well, I do need to pick up a pair of specs in town. 147 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:32,400 It'll be a bit of a struggle to get down there. 148 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:35,520 I can hardly tell one bus from the other. 149 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:37,680 - We've got a free double this morning. 150 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:41,240 Why don't we pick them up, bring them round to you in about an hour? 151 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,760 - That's really kind of you. 152 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,760 You'll need the receipt. 153 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,320 It's the opticians on the high street. 154 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:54,240 - Not a problem. - I can't thank you enough. 155 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,200 - All part of the service. 156 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,760 (We are so in there.) 157 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,560 - How did it go? 158 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:11,360 - OK, considering. - Why is he here? 159 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:17,560 Darren, there's no pressure on you to be in school today. 160 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:21,240 If you need some more time to yourself, that's absolutely fine. 161 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,720 - Thanks, sir. 162 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:25,520 Got nowhere else to be, though, have I? - OK. 163 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:29,160 But if you need some time out of classes, just let me know. 164 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:33,000 - If Darren wants me out of class to be with him, can I? 165 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,680 - Erm...just for today. 166 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,160 - You all right? 167 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,760 - She's been a real rock for him the last few days, I'm proud of her. 168 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,480 - I'm glad he's got the support. 169 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,880 After what he's been through, he needs it. 170 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,600 - He's doing all right, isn't he? - Not bad. 171 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,840 - Probably be a mess without you around. 172 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,640 - Well, we've got dead close. 173 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,720 - Oh, and how close is "close"? 174 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,480 - What do you think? 175 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,840 - What? Are you actually like...? 176 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,480 - Yeah. I saw him over the holidays an' all. 177 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,960 - No way! After all that stuff with the pictures? 178 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,360 - Look, I know. Don't give me a hard time. 179 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:18,960 He's changed loads. 180 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,840 In fact, we've connected. 181 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:27,520 We might be connected for life. - What? 182 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:31,360 - You can't say anything to anyone, promise? - OK. 183 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:47,080 Sign up sheet for my French taster classes, 184 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,520 guaranteed to win over even the most ardent Francophobe. 185 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,320 - You're taking a taster class. 186 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:55,160 - Yes, I thought maybe I was a little hasty dismissing 187 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,120 the potential of the initiative. 188 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,240 - Well, I'm touched, George. 189 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:03,280 So you're happy to man the helpline this lunchtime? 190 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:06,040 - Isn't that more a job for the admin staff? 191 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:09,600 - If you feel it's beneath you... - I know nothing about phone systems. 192 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,640 - Never mind. 193 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:15,560 - I'm sure I could pick it up. 194 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,800 It can't be too difficult, can it, if Sonya can manage it? 195 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,000 Grief. 196 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:27,560 Reduced to answering calls from nerds in need. Is there no God? 197 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,400 - Got your glasses for you. 198 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,360 - Thank you, girls... 199 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,880 ever so much. 200 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,360 That's better. 201 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,520 You've both been very helpful. 202 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,560 - House this big, must be hard to look after, 203 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,800 especially if you're all on your own. 204 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,440 - Well, yes, it's a struggle. 205 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,880 - Well, maybe we can get you signed up for the home-help service. 206 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,160 They'll come round, clean up and stuff. 207 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,480 - Really? - Free, too. 208 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,560 We'll need to come in first and do a recce, though, 209 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,480 so we can report back. 210 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:30,360 - Your headmaster would agree to that? - Of course. 211 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,440 - Well, I'll go and put the kettle on 212 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:35,640 and make you girls a nice wee cuppa tea. 213 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,360 You really are a credit to your school. 214 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:46,800 - Keep your eyes open in case there's something worth selling. 215 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:52,160 - What were the significant events in Italian Foreign Policy 216 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:55,000 preceding the Second World War? 217 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,600 - Erm, The Locarno Pact? 218 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:02,440 Yeah. It guaranteed the boundaries of France, Germany and Belgium. 219 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,440 - Good. Any more views? 220 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,880 - The Locarno Pact was hardly significant. 221 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,680 I mean, it took place in 1925. 222 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,240 You really need to skip forward ten years 223 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,840 to the Invasion of Abyssinia, 224 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:16,080 followed the next year by the start of the Spanish Civil War. 225 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,560 - And the significance of that would be? 226 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,760 - Well, fascist Italy throws its weight in with Nazi Germany 227 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:22,880 and before you know it, 228 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:26,160 "Hello, boys and girls, it's the start of the Second World War!" 229 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,520 - LAUGHTER 230 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,640 - A tad flippant, but succinctly put, Justin. Well done. 231 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,960 Right, turn to page 10. 232 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,640 - I was going to say that if I was given the chance. 233 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,080 - Of course you were. 234 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,760 - Who you calling a moron? - Easy tiger. 235 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:43,320 - Maybe once I've bounced you off that wall you won't be laughing so much. 236 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:43,320 - Sit down at once. 237 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,760 - HE SIGHS 238 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,280 - Apologise, now. - No. 239 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,840 Why should I apologise to him? 240 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,960 - Well, in that case, Floyd, let me introduce you to the cooler, 241 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,280 four doors down on your right. Off you go. 242 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:07,040 - Let me know if you need any help, girls. - OK, Mr Carmichael 243 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,960 - MUSIC: "Ritual Union" by Little Dragon 244 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,120 - Shaz? 245 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,720 Anything? 246 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,120 - Girls, I've got you're tea ready. 247 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,560 There's sugar in the kitchen if you need it. 248 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,160 - Thanks, Mr C, but we've got to get back to school. 249 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:12,600 We've done the assessment. We'll give you a call if you've passed. 250 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,440 - How long will that take? - Not long. 251 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,680 - Well, be sure to say a nice big thank you 252 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:18,680 to that headmaster of yours. 253 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,440 - THEY LAUGH 254 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,320 - Bye. - Bye. - Bye 255 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,080 - What did you get? - Nothing. It was all rank. You? 256 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:40,560 - This has got to be worth a few quid. Look. 257 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,000 Come on, let's see what it's worth. 258 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,600 - Good work. 259 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,480 - You OK? 260 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:54,240 - Come on, come on, get a lick on please. Thank you very much. 261 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,120 Can I help you, Harley? 262 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,440 - I need to talk to you about something, Miss. 263 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,160 - Oh, right. Well, I'm all ears. 264 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:08,320 - Right. I have a friend and I think they're in trouble. 265 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,840 - Who? 266 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:13,120 - I can't tell you, Miss. It's a secret. They told me in confidence. 267 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,040 - Harley, this is no time to play games, is it? 268 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,520 If someone's in trouble, I need to know. 269 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,920 - But you can't say anything. Promise? 270 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,520 - How can I promise if I don't know what it is? - But you have to, Miss! 271 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,160 - OK, right. Well, I will promise this, 272 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,920 that nobody will know that you've said anything. OK? 273 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:33,600 So, who is it that's in trouble? 274 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,600 - Well, I don't know, but I literally had to come between them 275 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,720 to stop them fighting. 276 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,400 - Justin and Floyd are constantly at each other's throats. 277 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,760 The only way to get through a PE class is to put them 278 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,400 on the same team, and even then it's a balancing act. 279 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,280 - Hi, Allie. 280 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,040 - If you've got a problem with the boys, 281 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,640 please speak to me or Vaughan about it. - Look... 282 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:02,120 Allie, I'm sorry, but it's almost impossible to teach them. 283 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:05,280 This tit for tat they've got going, it's only become more serious. 284 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,680 You have to do something. 285 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,520 - Yes. Sorry they are proving such a handful. 286 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,640 Don't worry, we will deal with it. 287 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,680 - You two are meant to be in science, aren't you? 288 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,160 Well, go on, get a move on. 289 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,080 - Simon, could I have a word? - Yeah. 290 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,680 - Vaughan mentioned you're a trained mediator. 291 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,240 - Yeah, that's why I offered to talk to Floyd and Justin. 292 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,080 - We both hoped the tension between them 293 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,760 would settle down, but it's spilling over into school. 294 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,320 We can't just hope it'll go away. 295 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,480 - So, what? Has Vaughan's come round to the idea? 296 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,320 - We haven't talked about it over properly. 297 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,360 - Look, I don't want to go behind his back. 298 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,280 - No, I'll talk to Vaughan, and perhaps you can meet with the boys? 299 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,080 - If you can get him on board, I'll meet with them for a session 300 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,320 over lunch. How does that sound? - Sounds great. 301 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:59,440 - (How much do you think it's worth?) - Well, it must be worth a fortune. 302 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,520 I mean, you saw the size of his house. 303 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,000 - SHE WHISPERS 304 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,280 Ah! What can I do for you? 305 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,760 - We've got something to sell, probably worth a bit. 306 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,240 - How often have I heard that before? 307 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,280 - It's my gran's. I said I'd see what it's worth. 308 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,120 - Hmm. 309 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,800 Did you? 310 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:38,760 I...see the current resident is still in occupation. 311 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,520 It still has ashes in it. 312 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,320 - There's somebody in there? 313 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,200 - Hmm. Well, their remains, yeah. 314 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,200 - Oh, my days. 315 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,720 - Hmm. 316 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,880 - Well, thank you. Bye! 317 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,960 - Right, here we are. 318 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,440 Come in. 319 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,480 Er... 320 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,400 Here is the monitor... 321 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,160 and this is the phone. 322 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:20,600 So, after you've answered with the official 323 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,960 greeting, like I taught you, to the caller, 324 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,160 you take the request, 325 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,560 and you log it in... 326 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,520 here. 327 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,280 - Goodness, how on earth will I remember all that? 328 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,000 - Don't worry, you'll soon get the hang of it. 329 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:36,000 - PHONE RINGS 330 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,840 - Yes, I... 331 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,280 - Maybe you should answer it. 332 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:44,160 - Yes? No, of course we don't do dry cleaning. 333 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,200 - Oh... 334 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,200 Here's a list of the services we're offering. 335 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:54,240 If someone asks for something not on the list, 336 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,680 take a message and I'll call them back. 337 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:00,000 - PHONE RINGS 338 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:07,480 - So, we would look after the children whilst you went on holiday? 339 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,400 What? Redecorate the whole house? 340 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:15,440 Well, we're actually not qualified taxidermists. 341 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,640 If he's dead, you should really contact an undertakers. 342 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,560 - PHONE RINGS 343 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,640 PHONE RINGS 344 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:39,880 - Please, try and use the correct greeting this time, eh? 345 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:44,200 - Good morning, Helping Hands hotline. How can we help you? 346 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,720 - 'You've got to help me. I've been robbed.' 347 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,040 - I think you may have the wrong number. 348 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:53,040 - It's those girls. I don't know what to do. 349 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,880 - Try ringing the police. It's 999... 350 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,760 last time I looked. 351 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:03,480 - You can't talk to people like that - we're supposed to be helping them. 352 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,280 - Isn't it about time you went to lunch? 353 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,160 - I don't want to leave you on your own 354 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,280 if you're going to be so rude to people. 355 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,920 - It's all right, Sonya, don't worry. 356 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,000 I'll be on my best call centre behaviour. 357 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,160 Come on, off you go. I know how much food means to you. 358 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:16,160 - Oh, all right. 359 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,800 - PHONE RINGS 360 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,200 - Yes? 361 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:25,320 No, we can't pick your mother up from the airport. 362 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,760 - Sir? 363 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,320 - You shouldn't sneak up on people like that! 364 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,360 - Just practising for when I'm lifting the robbers. 365 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,880 - They don't stand a chance. 366 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,560 Shouldn't you be off polishing your handcuffs or something? 367 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:50,560 - I was packing my stuff and I came across these old school books. 368 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,400 Thought I'd bring them all in. 369 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,920 - Oh. It's a good job you did. 370 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,960 I don't think your bosses would be too pleased to find out 371 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,280 they were harbouring a known book thief. 372 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:04,080 - Sir, me becoming a bizzie... 373 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,440 I couldn't of done it if it wasn't for you, sir. 374 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,360 - I didn't do anything. 375 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:12,120 - I mean it. You believed in me, sir. 376 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,840 - I "believed". 377 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,400 Dynasty, you need to brush up on your English. 378 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,520 Believe is what we do when we're not 100% positive. 379 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,520 I BELIEVE that life might exist on other planets. 380 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:31,000 I BELIEVE that Swansea City might win the premiership one day. 381 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,520 But you, making a success of your life... 382 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,800 ..that I know. 383 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,280 - Thanks, sir. 384 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:49,600 I don't know whether you've heard, but I'm having a leaving party. 385 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,240 - Yeah, there was a murmur. 386 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,880 - I'd love it if you'd come. 387 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,800 - Ah, it's a bit short notice, I'm washing my hair. 388 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:56,800 - SHE SCOFFS 389 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,280 You are so vain! 390 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,160 - I wouldn't miss it for the world. 391 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,400 - Oh... Hi. 392 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:26,440 Mmmm, yum. 393 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,320 Listen... 394 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,360 I never got a chance to say I'm proud of you, 395 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:35,760 the way you supported Darren at the funeral this morning. 396 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:38,040 - Of course I'm going to be there for him. 397 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,840 - I can tell youse are really close. 398 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,560 So, is it a boyfriend, girlfriend type of thing? 399 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,360 - I suppose it is for me. 400 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,440 Not sure about Darren, though. 401 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:58,760 - So, there is a bit more than just holding hands been going on. 402 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,400 I don't mean to put you on the spot or anything. 403 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:05,120 I mean, we don't want you getting yourself pregnant or anything, do we? 404 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,400 SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY 405 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,960 - Has someone said something? 406 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,920 Maggie, I'm not, I mean it. 407 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,200 Look, I had a false alarm but I'm all right now. 408 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,600 - You sure? - I'm positive. 409 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,000 - (Great.) 410 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,640 KNOCK ON DOOR 411 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,800 - You should...take Mr Windsor off them phone lines. - Why? 412 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,560 - Cos he's not taking it seriously. 413 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,640 In fact, he's going out of his way to be rude. - Is he now? 414 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,320 - One second. 415 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,280 - Where's your head teacher? I need to see him. 416 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,920 - Mr Fitzgerald? He's busy. 417 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,840 Have you got an appointment? - This an emergency, I have to see him now. 418 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,320 I'm here to report a theft. 419 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,600 Your girls came round to my house and they robbed me. 420 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,200 - What? 421 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:01,200 - Two of the girls from the school, supposedly on a mission to help, 422 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,120 they robbed me blind. - Sorry. 423 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:06,160 Have you got time for a quick word about Justin and Floyd? 424 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,280 - No, he hasn't! - No, I haven't. 425 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,760 - It's OK, I'll sort it. 426 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,000 - So what was stolen? 427 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:17,440 - A small matter of £2,000. 428 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,440 - KNOCK ON DOOR 429 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:25,840 You all right to talk to the boys, if the offer still stands? 430 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,760 - Sure. Have you spoken to Vaughan about it? - Yes. 431 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,600 - Right. Well, I might as well go see them now, then. - Thanks. 432 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,320 - I want him to just leave me alone. 433 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,080 I don't want to have nothing to do with him at all. 434 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,360 - This constant fighting between you two is getting out of hand. 435 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:55,840 - Sir, I have tried to get on with him, 436 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:59,960 but no matter what I do he just throws it back in my face. 437 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:02,960 - Well, maybe there's a way we can deal with it. 438 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,600 How about we sit down and get the issues out in the open? 439 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,440 - I'm not the one with issues, it's him. 440 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:15,280 - Somebody needs to be the bigger person here and I'm hoping it's you. 441 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,360 - HE SIGHS 442 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:25,160 - All right. Yeah, I'll do it. 443 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:38,240 - Er... Floyd has just agreed to some mediation, what do you reckon? 444 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:38,240 - HE SCOFFS 445 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,960 - No way. 446 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,720 - See, that anger, right there... 447 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,000 that's exactly why you need mediation. 448 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,720 OK, fine. No-one's forcing you to do it. 449 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,480 I just thought it would be a good opportunity 450 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,240 for you to let it all out, you know, say what you want. 451 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,480 But, hey, if you don't want to do it... 452 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,040 - Justin, please just give it a go. 453 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,720 - So... 454 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,920 ..I can say whatever I want? 455 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,480 - Right then, let's get clear on some ground rules - 456 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:44,720 swearing, violence or any threat of violence will not be tolerated. 457 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,280 You have 30 seconds to say exactly what you think 458 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,360 the issues are between you. Is that clear? - Yeah. 459 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,760 - Floyd, you go first. 460 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,720 - Why me? 461 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,120 - Well, someone has to. 462 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:10,120 - OK, look. I don't think you've got a problem with me. 463 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,160 In fact, I think that if we'd met in school, 464 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,640 then we might even have been mates. 465 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,920 Look, mate, you're just angry because your dad left you 466 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,440 and came to live with us. 467 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,920 I mean, you're trying to blame it on me and how is any of this my fault? 468 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,440 - Floyd does has a point there, Justin. 469 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,160 Your dad deciding to start a new relationship, 470 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,080 it had nothing to do with him. 471 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,800 It was your dad's decision. 472 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,840 - What? 473 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,240 You just expect us to be best mates? 474 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:43,840 Forget it. 475 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,400 - Fine, that's your choice, 476 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,000 but nobody is trying to take your dad away from you. 477 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,120 - You don't you get it do you?! 478 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,800 He's abandoned us all! He's left my mum a complete wreck! 479 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,120 - You know... 480 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,680 Justin, all this, it won't last forever, you know? 481 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,600 Your mum will get better, and when she does... 482 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,280 ..she's going to need you. 483 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,880 And you're really going to have to let go of all this anger. 484 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:19,200 - When they feel as bad as me and Leo do, they they'll get it. 485 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,160 Just wait. 486 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:29,960 Oh, and excuse me if I can't "let go" of this anger. 487 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,000 I'll never let go of it. 488 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,040 - What's that? 489 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:56,040 - It is a list of OAPs for my new mobility fitness class today. 490 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,080 It is 80% women... 491 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,320 and I'm going to really need your help. 492 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,960 Please? 493 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,200 - Oh, go on, then. - Yes! 494 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,640 (Thank you.) 495 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,640 - Didn't take much persuading, did you? 496 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,520 - Oh, well, I could do with the exercise. 497 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000 - It's not what you think, sir. 498 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,160 We could tell his place was a right dump. 499 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,680 When we saw the urn we thought we'd get it valued, 500 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,280 maybe if it was worth something, 501 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,240 he could sell it, make him some money. - It's true. - Oh, please! 502 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:31,880 Mr Carmichael claims that £2,000 has been stolen from his home. 503 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,840 SHE SCOFFS 504 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:39,080 Neither of you is leaving this office until I get it back. 505 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,520 - Oh... 506 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:44,920 I see you took my advice. 507 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:44,920 - PHONE RINGS 508 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:48,080 - I wish I hadn't. 509 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,600 Thanks. 510 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:53,320 You don't have to be a therapist, do you, to work out his pathological 511 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,760 need to do good is just a desperate attempt to assuage his guilt? 512 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,520 I don't see why should I have to suffer. 513 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:05,400 Yes, hello. Reference number H-slash-B 25 K-L-P-slash-WIN. 514 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,400 Yes, I'm ringing up about the compensation claim 515 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:11,480 for the luxury cruise from hell. - PHONE RINGS 516 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:11,480 - Oh, that's very good news. 517 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,360 Erm...how much? 518 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,920 Well, no more than I deserve, quite frankly, 519 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,360 after everything I had to endure. 520 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,200 - You got your compensation? 521 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,640 - £15,506. 522 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,560 - Wow! That's amazing! 523 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,800 Well done, George. 524 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,680 That's a life changer. 525 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,640 - We didn't take any money! 526 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,160 - We've established that you're a couple of thieves. 527 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,640 Why should I believe you now? 528 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,440 - You took it, didn't you? - Me? Thieving's in your DNA. 529 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:51,520 - You shut your mouth! - Both of you, shut your mouths! 530 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,360 You were supposed to be helping this gentleman, 531 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,480 instead you took advantage of him. 532 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,480 I'm disgusted with the pair of you. 533 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,480 - There's no way I would've taken it. I was raised right, unlike some. 534 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:04,400 - THEY SHOUT 535 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,560 Sonya! 536 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:07,560 - All right! Oi! 537 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,240 - SHOUTING CONTINUES 538 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,520 - Enough! 539 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:17,160 - Can you take these delightful young ladies to the cooler? 540 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,880 - Come on, Lisa. Calm it, yeah? 541 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,360 - I'm sorry, Mr Carmichael. 542 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,120 I think the only thing we can do is call the police. 543 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,960 - Oh, there's no need to do that. 544 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:40,000 I shouldn't have left them wandering about the house unsupervised. 545 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,160 - No, but that doesn't give them the right to steal from you. 546 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:48,680 - No, of course not, but this community thing is a good idea. 547 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,600 I wouldn't like to cast a shadow over all your hard 548 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,080 work by getting the police involved. - So...? 549 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,920 - Why don't you write me a wee cheque for the loss 550 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,080 and we'll say no more about it? 551 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,880 £3,000 should cover it. 552 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,880 That's extra for the stress. 553 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,800 - BELL RINGS 554 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:14,600 - You just couldn't keep your big mouth shut, could you? - Eh, what? 555 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,480 - You're a rubbish liar, so don't bother denying it. 556 00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:25,440 - What was all that about? 557 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:29,200 - Nothing, just him sticking his nose in where it's not wanted. 558 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:38,680 - Chapter six. Translate the passage at the top of the page... 559 00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:41,880 ..into English. 560 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,600 "Sorry I'm late, Mr Windsor." 561 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,920 "Not at all, Justin, you must have a very good reason." 562 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,360 - Ask Lowsley. 563 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,560 - Thank you, Sonya. 564 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,560 Please, help yourself. 565 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,800 Well... 566 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,200 It's an interesting offer. - I'm glad you agree. 567 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:18,240 - But you see £3,000, I see gym equipment, 568 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:21,320 I see text books, I see computer software... 569 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,480 - Look... 570 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,880 I won't be greedy. 571 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,640 Let's just settle for the £2,000 that was taken. 572 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,560 - I'm afraid that's out of the question. 573 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,360 You see, if your money was stolen - 574 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,560 and I've no reason to believe it wasn't - 575 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,240 then this is a criminal matter. 576 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:41,400 I can't use school funds to cover up a crime. 577 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,800 The police would have to be involved. 578 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,560 - Well, surely that's not necessary? 579 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,200 - Well, let's just see what the police have to say. 580 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,680 - Oh, wait. Wait. 581 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,760 I've just remembered. 582 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,320 I might have put the money in my teapot. - Hmm. 583 00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,720 - I better just go and check. 584 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,720 - Yeah. You're just an old con man, aren't you? 585 00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:05,240 There never was a stolen £2,000. 586 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:08,680 - I don't know what you mean. - Er, Mr Carmichael? 587 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,160 I think you might be forgetting something. 588 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,800 - The wife? 589 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,560 You can keep her. 590 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,400 - I'll get it. 591 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,120 - Cheers. 592 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,320 - I heard from Kevin there was going to be a party tonight. 593 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:31,200 Give my best to Dynasty, won't you? She's done really for herself, Carol. 594 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,480 - Thanks. It's going to be a wrench, though. 595 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,680 - Well, at least you've got something to cheer you up. - I wish I had. 596 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,760 - I know money isn't everything, but you can't do much without it. 597 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,480 - What are you talking about? 598 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,720 - Your compensation money? Hasn't George told you? 599 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,640 You've come up trumps, Carol. 600 00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,960 OK. 601 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,560 First things first. 602 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,400 We know you didn't steal Mr Carmichael's money. - Told you! 603 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,120 - We should sue the crazy old fart. 604 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,400 - Have you two learned nothing? 605 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,440 You didn't care how stealing those ashes might affect Mr Carmichael, 606 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,640 you just saw the chance of making a quick buck. 607 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,760 You see, I thought you two would understand 608 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,600 the value of helping someone. 609 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:33,480 I thought you would get it. I thought you would get a buzz out of it 610 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,960 because you two know how hard life can be, 611 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,560 and yet you still chose to take advantage. 612 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,040 - I didn't think about how he'd feel. 613 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,480 It was just supposed to be a bit of fun. 614 00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,120 - We can make it up to him, 615 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,160 go round there, clean for real. 616 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,920 - No, you'll be staying away from Mr Carmichael. 617 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:58,600 I've got the details here of a Mrs Shelpi. 618 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,560 She has a beautiful garden she can no longer manage. 619 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:06,040 If you two are serious about making amends, 620 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,440 you can give up three or four evenings 621 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,280 and help her put her garden in order. 622 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,920 - OK. - Yeah, OK. 623 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:18,320 - If you're serious, you can go round after school. I'll make the call. 624 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:22,160 Under no circumstances are either of you to go into the house, 625 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,880 do you understand? - Yes, sir. 626 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,920 - Do you understand? - Yes, sir. - Leave. 627 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,480 - Right, you can all go. Not you, Fitzgerald. 628 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,160 You're in detention. - Why? 629 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,560 - Because you're annoying. 630 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,920 Like father, like son. - What did you say? 631 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,600 - You heard. 632 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,680 - Yes, I've got nails at half five and then I was thinking... 633 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,680 - Fitzgerald in? 634 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,880 - What's happened now? 635 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,160 - Your son has just launched a violent attack against me. 636 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,560 He threw a tin at my head. - I didn't! 637 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,320 - There's probably a dent in the wall to prove it. 638 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,960 - Sit down, Justin. 639 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,760 - Sit down, Justin? He nearly killed me. 640 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,120 He should be out of that door, expelled. - He was slagging you off. 641 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,320 I told him not to and he just went for me. 642 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,960 - I did no such thing, you little... - Did anyone else see what happened? 643 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,920 Are there any witnesses? 644 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,880 Look, I know Justin's behaviour has not been perfect 645 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,520 since he arrived here. - You can say that again. 646 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,920 - But the kind of violence you're describing, 647 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,400 and towards a member of staff, it's just not him. 648 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,600 - Sorry. So, you're calling me a liar? 649 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,720 - With respect, I've known my son all his life. 650 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,760 I've known you for two weeks. 651 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,560 - Oh, right. So, it's closing ranks, hmm? 652 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:59,760 - Look, each of you should write down your own version of events. 653 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,640 - What? Like a police statement? 654 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,760 What is this, some kind of court of law? 655 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,280 I'm a teacher, he's a pupil. 656 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,480 I will not be writing down my version of events, 657 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,680 especially when the outcome is so obviously a formality. 658 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,320 What I will do, however, is to write is my letter of resignation. 659 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,160 - Your choice. 660 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:20,760 - Yes, it is. 661 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:24,960 Quite frankly, I'd prefer to drink battery acid than be 662 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,760 part of your happy-clappy hug a hoodie new dawn. 663 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,240 That child should be out on his ear after violence of that nature. 664 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,680 - Alleged violence. 665 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:38,400 - You run this school however the hell you want, but without me. 666 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,040 I'm sure you'll all live happily ever after. 667 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,200 - Listen up, guys, I want you home for seven o'clock tonight. 668 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,200 House meeting. 669 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,880 - What about Dynasty's party? 670 00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,640 - 7pm. No excuses. 671 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,760 - Hiya, babes. - You look gorgeous. - Ah, thanks. 672 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,840 - We're on a curfew, so let's get this party started now. 673 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,360 - Yeah, deffo. Come on. 674 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,600 - OK, you're doing a great job so far. 675 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,800 Just remember keep it nice and soft in the knees, not just stompy, 676 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,200 alive and hip. 677 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,080 Just enjoy that feeling in the hips, 678 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:22,760 even if they are replacement ones, don't worry about that. 679 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,480 OK, so on three we are going to go forward and clap. 680 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,640 One, two, three and forward two, three. 681 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:33,480 Yeah! Enjoy that burn. 682 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,480 One more time! 683 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,600 Good! And then shake it all out. 684 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,360 Now lift up high, stretching. 685 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:48,720 - I was a marked man the moment the Messiah arrived at this school. 686 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:51,760 - You can't leave under a cloud like this, George. 687 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,400 - Watch me. 688 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,160 Anyway, it's my decision. 689 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,720 - It's tantamount to an admission of guilt. 690 00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:01,840 You'll struggle to find another job. - Maybe I don't want one. 691 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,880 Maybe it's time to take a break. 692 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,040 - What, like a holiday? 693 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,200 - With £15,000 in my back pocket, 694 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,880 I think I've got more than one or two options, don't you? 695 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,840 - So... 696 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,440 What about Carol? 697 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:20,320 - Well, I'm not taking her anywhere, no, not after the cruise fiasco. 698 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,040 It's all over. - No, I meant about the money. 699 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,360 - Well, it's all mine. 700 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,160 Anyway, ignorance is bliss. 701 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,840 She doesn't know anything about the payout. 702 00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,240 - I'm afraid she does. 703 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,960 Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but she knows all about it. 704 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,720 I told her. 705 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:43,480 I would expect a visit... 706 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,040 if I were you. 707 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,040 - And then moving over to the other side. 708 00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,720 Hold that stretch for three, two, one. 709 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,560 And that's a wrap, everyone. 710 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,640 Give yourselves a round of applause! Well done! Good job! 711 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,840 Thank you very much! 712 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,000 - You are a great motivator. 713 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,280 - You may be a little sore tomorrow. 714 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,320 But if you come every week, you'll get used to it. 715 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,640 - Er... I better be going. 716 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,360 - Anything you want to tell me? 717 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,600 - Yes, I have just handed in my resignation. 718 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,520 - You're kidding me! You've resigned? Why? 719 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,160 - Let's call it irreconcilable differences. 720 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,760 The prospect of spending another term in this institution, 721 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,520 under that man, 722 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,840 would probably make my head explode. 723 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:52,280 - What will you do? - Actually, I thought I might go back to Shanghai. 724 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,880 - Shanghai?! It's the other side of the world. 725 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,960 - Exactly. - Oh, great. 726 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,800 While I'm stuck here up to my armpits in dishwater, 727 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,280 struggling to make ends meet. 728 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,920 - Well, if you're feeling under pressure, I may be able to help you. 729 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:08,360 I've been chasing that compensation claim. - And? 730 00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,120 - We are now each the proud recipient 731 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,240 of the princely sum of £1,000. 732 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:15,960 We could take the company on, 733 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,720 but it would probably cost us £10,000 in legal fees. 734 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:22,160 - No way I can afford that. - Neither can I, now I'm out of work. 735 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:28,240 But this should hopefully help Dynasty's party go with a swing. 736 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,600 - £1,000. 737 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:40,240 You don't get handed that every day, do you? - Sorry it's not more. 738 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,840 - People have really responded. 739 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:49,120 We've had calls to pick up groceries, do the housework, 740 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,080 even one to walk a dog for a bloke with a dicky leg. Eh? 741 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,800 The Community Hub has started on a real high. 742 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:57,360 - Well, we almost got derailed. 743 00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,560 First, by a pensioner on the make and then, by George Windsor. 744 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,880 Still, at least that problem has gone away. 745 00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,240 George has resigned with immediate effect. 746 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:10,280 - Blimey, you don't hang about, do you? - I didn't do anything. 747 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:14,240 - Sorry I didn't have more success with the counselling session. 748 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:17,640 - The what? - Oh, sorry, I thought you knew. 749 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:21,560 I didn't get very far anyway, Justin stormed out angry and upset. 750 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,240 - Excuse me. 751 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,080 - Awkes. 752 00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,080 Just put my foot in it, haven't I? 753 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,680 Never come between husband and wife. Well, partners. 754 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,200 - Let's just talk about this when we get home, eh? 755 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,000 - How was the class? 756 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,800 - Oh, I ache in muscles I haven't used in years. 757 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:45,920 - Well, how about we drop in on Dynasty and then I'll get you home, 758 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:48,880 run you a bath and order you a Chinese? How does that sound? 759 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,280 - Not sure I deserve it. 760 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:56,400 I do love you, Simon. 761 00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:00,800 - I'd listened to complaint after complaint about the boys - 762 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,680 I had to do something. - So you got Simon to interfere? 763 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,440 - He knows the boys, he's a qualified mediator, and he's your deputy. 764 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:11,000 Yeah, who else? - Erm...us. - We tried and we failed. 765 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,400 Simon thinks Justin's out to deliberately wreck everything 766 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,800 for all of us. - Does he now? Look, I told you, 767 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:21,440 I don't want members of staff poking their noses into our lives. 768 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,760 There was some sort of... 769 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:29,160 altercation this afternoon between Justin and George Windsor. 770 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,840 Things got out of hand. - What do you mean? Violent? 771 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:36,920 - Well, it seems that Simon's calming words wound up Justin up even more. 772 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:41,040 Happy now? - Your son can't control his temper and that's my fault? 773 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,000 - HE SIGHS 774 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,240 Look, it's been a hell of a day. 775 00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:47,000 We'll work something out. 776 00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,800 - Have you got a minute? I think there's something you should know. 777 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:05,200 Seemingly, there's been some late night shenanigans 778 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,240 going on at schoolhouse. 779 00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:09,920 Darren and Rhiannon have been at it. 780 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,800 - Having sex? - Don't worry, I'm on it like a bonnet. 781 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,200 - They'd think again about taking precautions 782 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,320 if they had to live with the consequences. 783 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:18,880 - Yeah, well, don't you worry. 784 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:21,480 There's going to be big changes at the schoolhouse, 785 00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,240 I can promise you that. 786 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:26,480 - See? We're not the only people with problems. 787 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,400 - What's she going to do? Keep them in their rooms at night? 788 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,760 - Never worked for me. You? 789 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,240 I'm sorry I bit your head off back there. 790 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,320 George! 791 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,040 You still here? 792 00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,400 - Just tying up some loose ends. 793 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,440 - Look, I'm sorry if you think I was too quick to judge. 794 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,160 - Please...let's not kid ourselves. 795 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,920 We both know my face doesn't really fit around here anymore. 796 00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,120 Just one final piece of advice though, 797 00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,200 your son is out of control. 798 00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,360 If I was you, I really would take a long hard look at my own family 799 00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:05,160 before I embark on saving the community. 800 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,920 Put your own house in order. 801 00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,480 Good luck... 802 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,000 You're going to need it. 803 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,600 - CHATTER 804 00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,560 - All right, let's get these beauties opened. 805 00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,080 - Go, Mum! 806 00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,720 - Well, George Windsor came good after all. 807 00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:33,680 - You must be gutted he's going, eh? 808 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,880 - All good things, Sonya. 809 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:40,480 So you, my love, are getting a little bung to help you 810 00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:42,360 settle into at college. 811 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,640 And I'm taking you into town tomorrow for a full make-over. 812 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,160 My girls deserve the best. 813 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,880 - We can't stay long. 814 00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:51,680 - Just wanted to wish you good luck. 815 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:55,760 - Thanks, Sir. I couldn't have done it without you. 816 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,200 - Right, I'd like to make a toast. 817 00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,920 Come on, gather round. 818 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:07,160 To my Dynasty, no matter what you do, I'll always be proud of you. 819 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:07,160 - Even if she is a copper. 820 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,680 - LAUGHTER 821 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,920 - Even then. To Dynasty! 822 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,400 - ALL: - To Dynasty! 823 00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,400 - HE SIGHS 824 00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,000 George Windsor. 825 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,800 I can't help feeling I've handled the whole thing pretty badly. 826 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,400 - You don't like the guy, you let that colour your judgment. 827 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,600 - Yeah, but I don't believe in a million years 828 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,400 Justin would do something like that. 829 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,360 - Don't you? - What are you saying? 830 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,360 - He's a very angry young man. 831 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:49,800 - Yes, but he's not the violent monster George is making him out to be. 832 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:53,600 And I checked the classroom - there is no dent in the wall. 833 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:53,600 HE SIGHS 834 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,640 Look, I'm sorry. 835 00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:58,040 I know this is difficult for everyone, 836 00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,240 not only Justin, but he needs my support. 837 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:03,040 I don't want to let him down again. 838 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,720 - Then we sort it together. 839 00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,880 - Justin, where have you been? - Anywhere but here. 840 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,440 - I'm just asking for a bit of communication. 841 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,520 We're all living under the same roof. 842 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,000 - Yeah, well, I wish I wasn't, so... 843 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,760 - Justin, come on. - No, hold on. 844 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,600 If Justin doesn't want to live with us, 845 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,280 then maybe there's a solution. 846 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,920 We never use that garage. 847 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,800 It's pointless having a house just for a car. 848 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,040 We could turn it into a bedroom, a studio. 849 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,280 Justin would have his own space. Hmm? 850 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,560 Make it into a nice little pad for you. 851 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,680 - If you won't take it, I will. 852 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,360 - Have a think about it. 853 00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,680 - That was nice of Allie. 854 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:55,440 - Nice? 855 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:59,160 She just wants me out of her way, and that's not going to happen. 856 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,920 - Don't change, you hear me? - As if. 857 00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:09,720 - If you'd got back together, you could've gone with him? 858 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:12,160 - What? To Shanghai? 859 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,680 Mind you, reckon I'd look quite fit in one of them kimonos. 860 00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,920 - Actually, they are Japanese. 861 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:24,040 - Mum... 862 00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,720 - George? 863 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:28,280 - Thought you might like these. 864 00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:31,040 - Oh, wow. Look at that. It's the real thing as well. 865 00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:32,840 Hey, Sonya, you wouldn't be a love 866 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,000 and get some fresh glasses, would you? - Yeah, of course. 867 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,520 - Thanks, Mr Windsor. 868 00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:42,560 Mum, it's been a brilliant night. 869 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:46,440 I'm really going to miss you and Kacey. - We'll miss you too. 870 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,160 - Don't worry, I'll be on the phone every night. 871 00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:53,680 Me and Kevin are going to get some fresh air. 872 00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,080 We'll be back in a bit. 873 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,120 - Bless them. Off to say their farewells. 874 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:06,360 Is that why you're here, to say goodbye? 875 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:08,240 - Sort of, yeah. 876 00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:10,840 - Well, whatever's happened between us, 877 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,000 I'll be sad to see you go. 878 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,400 And cheers. That's really generous of you. 879 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,720 Almost worth them three weeks on the loo. 880 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,880 - Yeah, well, I'm sorry I can't be more generous. 881 00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,320 - No, look, it's tough being out of work. 882 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:27,200 Trust me, I know. You're going to need every penny. 883 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,680 Look... Me and you, us, 884 00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:34,760 I know you think it was just about the cash with me, 885 00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:38,400 but you're wrong, it wasn't. 886 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,320 - Don't go all soppy now, Carol. 887 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:44,160 - Carol Barry? As if. 888 00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,800 I'm just...telling it as it is. 889 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,680 I never said thank you properly for the cheque. 890 00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:02,000 Thank you. 891 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,760 - My pleasure. 892 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,440 Let's just call it a... 893 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,000 goodbye present. 894 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,840 - What am I going to do without you? 895 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,520 - You'll be fine. 896 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,120 You've got a life of your own as well, you know. 897 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,760 You and me, Kevin, we couldn't be more different. 898 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:29,160 You're dead brainy and, well, I'm thick. 899 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,640 And you're gorgeous. 900 00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,560 I couldn't get by without any slap on and you're... 901 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,640 But somehow it works. 902 00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:45,680 - Yeah, and I want it to keep working. 903 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,680 So, just promise me that you won't fall for some... 904 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,800 big, fit police cadet? 905 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,400 - Behave, you soppy git. - Oh, you mouthy cow. 906 00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,920 And...I'm just... 907 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,520 I'm trying to tell you how much I love you. 908 00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:17,080 - Well, I won't be sad to see the back of this place. 909 00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,080 - I, for one, will miss you. 910 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:21,600 The staff room will be a much duller place. 911 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:24,880 - Hmm. Well, you've been a good friend to me, Christine, 912 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,360 I won't forget that. 913 00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,720 - We've been through a lot together. 914 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:32,760 - Hmm. I still think... 915 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:38,320 I can't help feeling that we maybe, just somehow, missed our moment. 916 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:42,000 - I think we're fine exactly as we are for now, don't you? 917 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000 - You're probably right. 918 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,800 I would have just screwed it up. 919 00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,920 Best quit while you're ahead, eh? 920 00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:50,960 - Definitely. 921 00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,360 Did you sort things out with Carol? 922 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:58,400 - Yeah. Fair and square. 923 00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:01,600 - You're a good man, George. 924 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,960 Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. 925 00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:07,280 Do you fancy a bite to eat? Mark your last day in style? 926 00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:10,040 - That would be lovely. 927 00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,160 - (Hey, Rhiannon.) 928 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,120 HE GASPS 929 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,320 - Not so fast, lover boy. 930 00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,000 - I was... 931 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,720 I was just going to go over some homework. 932 00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:38,800 - Yeah, right(!) 933 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:40,760 Hello! 934 00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,560 Come on. 935 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:49,360 I've got some new house rules for you all. Downstairs. 936 00:55:57,720 --> 00:56:01,040 So just to recap, if I hear another creaking floorboard, 937 00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:02,960 I'm going to go bananas. 938 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:07,000 And if I actually catch one of you leaving your own bedroom at night, 939 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,040 you'll be out of this house for good. 940 00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:21,080 - I have not seen him so enthusiastic about anything in ages, 941 00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:22,960 so...thank you. 942 00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,280 - It's just something Simon said today that gave me the idea, 943 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,920 and I've had another one. 944 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,480 - What in the name of god are they? 945 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:35,560 - Virtual babies...for the schoolhouse kids. 946 00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:38,320 Apparently they are supposed to be really effective, 947 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:41,240 the best way to teach young people what it's like 948 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:43,240 to have a real baby to look after. 949 00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:46,800 - Ms Westbrook, you are some kind of genius 950 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:49,920 and you keep reminding me why I fell in love with you. 951 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,400 - Are you awake? 952 00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,840 Yes, you are! Come on. 953 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,360 Are you hungry? 954 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,160 - That's what my dad did to us, 955 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:46,520 kicked me and Leo into touch as soon as you showed your face. 956 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:48,760 - SHE SCREAMS 957 00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:50,840 - Carol! Carol, are you all right? 958 00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,400 - It's my ankle! 959 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,600 - I could happily punch you 960 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,160 - Go on, then. 961 00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:57,560 - No, I'm better than you. 962 00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,680 - So you're saying to might be? - Pregnant, yeah. 963 00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,160 And if I am, it's yours. 964 00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,440 - A bit longer and I reckon I can have dad 965 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:07,120 and that cow tearing chunks out of each other. 966 00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:10,400 - That's it. I'm going to find him and I'm going to kill him